Friday, August 29th 2008

12:27 AM

Photoshop Tutorials: Adding Reflections To Sunglasses


To change the scene reflected in the sunglasses of the original photo on the left I used the GOOGLE on an INTERNET to find some TUTORIAL to show me how to do a PHOTOSHOP on it. 

YOU can find that tutorial here.



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Tuesday, August 26th 2008

11:58 PM

Things I did today...blood and an ugly mood swing.

Today I gave blood which is always good. I do it every three months and it was my fifth time today. One unit of blood is 470ml but after all the bleeding it is closer to 500ml (jokes, no extraneous bleeding). So I have given about two and a half litres of blood so far. If you poured that on the floor it would look like a lot more than it sounds. The awesome thing is someone needed that that blood TO LIVE and I helped save a life.

I have friends who believe that you cannot give blood if you  have a tattoo, have  slept with a monkey, have taken drugs or been in jail. Not true. There is a questionnaire that you have to fill out every time but the questions always ask "in the last year" or "in the last two years". YOU CAN DO IT! So don't let your history stop you from giving blood. If you can't you can't but at least you tried.  BE AN HERO!

An added bonus is that they tell your blood pressure (mine 130/60 ) and a blood haemoglobin level (mine 161). I don't know what those figures mean but there they are.

Then I did something that sucked. I payed to go and see TROPIC THUNDER which was the worst movie I have ever seen. It left me feeling angry and ripped off. All my good vibes from the the day were torn away. I thought it was going to be awesome. What was I thinking? I hated it. I hate Tom Cruise. I hate Ben Stiller. I feel sorry for all the other people involved in whole feculant production. My blood pressure is now 200/200 just thinking about the twenty bucks and two hours I wasted watching it and the MILLIONS OF DOLLARS they wasted making it! I am offended as an Australian and if I was retarded or black I would be triply offended. AAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!

"Trying to describe how bad TROPIC THUNDER was has rendered me speechless and provoked in me an impotent psychotic rage. It redefines unfunny. It made me mad. Five black holes."
John Gunn







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Sunday, August 24th 2008

8:03 AM

TARGET SHOOTING


PRESSURE.
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Sunday, August 24th 2008

12:20 AM

CSS Positioning.

Positioning is everything. Consider the poor schlub holding up the target in the picture to the left. You may think that he is in a dangerous position. I would rather be sitting where he is than in one of the buildings behind him. Check it out! This picture has to be a total set-up.
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Saturday, August 23rd 2008

1:01 AM

BAD

The last two posts have been deleted for being appallingly bad.





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Saturday, August 23rd 2008

12:23 AM

REALLY REALLY BAD


COMMENTS PLEASE.

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Tuesday, August 19th 2008

12:16 AM

ROCK OF THE LAND



I put a new song up on soundclick.com and within 24 hours it made the top 100!!!
Soundclick is like Apple's Itunes in the same way that the North Richmond under 12's are like Manchester United.

"THE ROCK OF THE LAND (AND THE ROLL OF THE OCEAN)"

Anyway I am hoping it that it has that "SO BAD IT IS F#$CKING AWESOME" appeal at the moment.
It will be reworked until it is the GREATEST VIKING ROCK WARRIOR SONG EVER.

Thanks to the Eggman for adding strings.


The Eggman


If you have any ideas for more lyrics then post them in comments here.

DO IT!




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Friday, August 8th 2008

10:31 PM

60,000 KM


Today after I filled up my car with petrol (the tank, not the whole car numbnut) I noticed that the odometer was at exactly 60,000km. That is not so far for the age of the car, but that is actually one and half times around the planet! About a sixth of the way to the moon.

Nice going car.

You couldn't travel to the sun in my car because the odometer only goes up to 999,999km and even that is only 150th of the way there. And you would run out of petrol pretty early on in the trip. And solar winds would vaporise you. Even if you went at night!



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Monday, August 4th 2008

11:38 AM

Andy DICK

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Wednesday, July 30th 2008

12:06 AM

Photoshopped Pills 101



Made using a nice (challenging) photoshop tutorial
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http://www.funphotoart.com/drawings/create-an-icy-cool-peppermint-cough-candy






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Tuesday, July 29th 2008

12:25 AM

All cinemas should be IMAX - Batman

I just went and saw Batman at IMAX. Wow. I have to be careful though, you could put a peanut on that massive three story screen with an awesome soundtrack and everyone would be like "That was the most freakin's epic peanut I've ever seen. I loved it! Best peanut ever!".
So I'll just say it was really long and pretty good.
There was a preview for Wathchmen which looked great (but again IMAX screen).  Looking forward to that.
All cinemas should be IMAX. And then someone should build a SUPER IMAX, near my house preferably.

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Sunday, July 27th 2008

12:58 AM

Note to self.

Here's a note to self.

I have a flabby gut.

Do something about it.

Don't waste SENSEI's time.

Do the exercises he has recommended to me. Every day.

JG

"E D
I am a lazy son, I never get things done
C A
mostly made up of water"

From The Velvet Underground's song "Ocean"




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