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Saturday, January 9th 2010

12:15 AM

Songs for my album Without Fail

Paranoid Diatribe in b minor.
By John Gunn

There's footprints on the moon (oh yeah)
And spacemen in the sky
And no matter where the hell I am on Earth right now
They can find me anytime.
There's weapons that can kill a man from ten thousand miles away
There's satellites up high in the sky that can recognise your face

This new technology just blows my fucking mind
Is it just me or can't you see what's happening to mankind?
At best its a blessing, at worst its a curse.
Are we going forward or in reverse?
Are we gonna get our just deserts?

There's undead in the living room
And a vampire on the stairs
I got werewolves in my crawlspace, flying spiders in my hair
when I turn out the light each night
I swear I've just gone blind
and there is someone in the room behind me with murder on their mind

Is this insanity or am I in the twilight zone
when did I reject reality and substitute my own
maybe paranoid fantasy runs in my family
I'm always looking forward to some sort of calamity
I can feel it in my bones.


Juan
hit Wanda or Flamenco de la Morte
By John Gunn

It was a hot summer night
and she was out of control
her head was feeling light
the camera started to roll

the music playing was hot
it was a fast flamenco
Giving it all she's got
Yeah really letting it go
She was the star of the show

CHORUS
Dance Senorita Dance all night
Dance
in your hot pants so tight
The way you purse those lips
and shake those hips
and do those kicks and twists
and flips

Juan was waiting outside and he
had the biggest gun in the world with him
He was burning up inside
The dancing girl was his bride
Then he kicked in the door
and yelled "everyone heet the floor"
"you treat my wife like a whore"
"She won't be dancing no more"

CHORUS 2
Then Juan hit Wanda, Juan hit Wanda
It echoed through the room like thunder
She went flying, they both started crying
Men started shooting and men started dying

Dance Senorita Dance all night
You're dancing for your life tonight
purse those lips
shake those hips
do those kicks and twists
and flips

Dance Senorita Dance all night
You're dancing for your life tonight
shake those hips
purse those lips
do those twists and kicks
and flips

(fade out)

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Friday, December 4th 2009

12:05 AM

Teddy Bear Attrocity



Usually it's a pair of sneakers hanging up there.
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Saturday, November 21st 2009

7:05 AM

Blue Eyes


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Friday, September 11th 2009

12:24 AM

Things with eyes: Bacon


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Tuesday, September 8th 2009

12:16 AM

Dead DVD player becomes a new hope: macro goodness for your mobile phone.



Thanks to Bdave for finding this cool gadget hack...
http://www.diyphotography.net/super-macro-your-cellphone-camera-with-a-dvd-lens
It works very nicely. And I got to dismember a DVD player.
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Thursday, August 27th 2009

11:44 AM

Wombles need our protection!



We need more signs like this...




...to prevent scenes like this.

C'mon people, wipe off five!

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Thursday, August 27th 2009

12:06 AM

Vector Art: Micheal Jackson Project. (unfinished)



Ongoing vector project. This shit is complicated and time consuming.
There's gotta be a better way.



Original image.



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Saturday, August 15th 2009

12:22 AM

She's from Jendell.




She's from Jendell.

Made with Daz 3D and Photoshop or something.
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Thursday, July 23rd 2009

12:32 AM

Health: Sternal Angle



The STERNAL ANGLE. That's the spot! Pops open every few days after years of computer keyboredom. Thanks to aikido regular exercise I'm standing like a human again. Feels so good after it pops, and it pops really loud! Instant relief. I thought I was dying, chest pains and all. Just my body ironing out the kinks of a sedentary lifestyle.






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Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

12:26 AM

Cool Car: Lotus


This car is currently sitting out in the street just near my place. It has a wheel clamp on it, obviously the Sheriff of Carlton has deemed it far too awesome to be driving on the road. I need one of these cars. I'm sure I could drag it home and into my garage with some help. Come over now! It is a work of art. The engine is just behind the driver's seat in plain view through that glass. It must be as noisy as fuck in "the cockpit". 



I think it is circa 1980 Lotus Esprit but I'm no expert. Anyone? Abe?
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Tuesday, July 21st 2009

12:21 AM

Binary Movie Reviews :


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Tuesday, July 14th 2009

12:14 AM

GIVE-A-FUCK-O-METER




Barely a reading.

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Saturday, July 11th 2009

12:33 AM

Aikido: Caution Aikido



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Thursday, July 9th 2009

11:50 AM

Aikido: High Falls



High fall fun with Ineke. Next week no mats. Ulp.
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Wednesday, July 8th 2009

10:44 AM

Recipe: 和風 WAFU (Japanese style) Salad Dressing.

和風 WAFU (Japanese style) Salad Dressing

* 3 tablespoon Salad or Vegetable Oil
* 2 tablespoon mirin (rice vinegar)
* 1 tablespoon Sesame Seed Oil
* 1 tablespoon Light Soy Sauce
* 1 teaspoon Lime Juice
* 1 teaspoon Sesame Seeds
* A pinch of sugar

This is not a very good version of my favourite salad dressing. I can't find wafu salad dressing here to buy so I have to make it for myself because I've decided that I can't live without it any longer. This was my first try so I will use this post to track my progress in getting it right. If you know how to make one please leave your recipe in comments.
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Wednesday, July 8th 2009

12:14 AM

Binary Review: They Live

Best movie ever!

Binary rating*: 1











* A note on binary ratings:
ONE or ZERO. YES or NO. LIKE or HATE. WIN or FAIL. SINK or FLOAT.
1 for likey or 0 for no-likey. That easy. No three and a half stars bullshit.  If you've seen this movie and want to share your thoughts then go to comments and write whatever you want about it but make sure to give it a rating of ONE or ZERO.




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