Paranoid Diatribe in b minor.
By John Gunn
There's footprints on the moon (oh yeah)
And spacemen in the sky
And no matter where the hell I am on Earth right now
They can find me anytime.
There's weapons that can kill a man from ten thousand miles away
There's satellites up high in the sky that can recognise your face
This new technology just blows my fucking mind
Is it just me or can't you see what's happening to mankind?
At best its a blessing, at worst its a curse.
Are we going forward or in reverse?
Are we gonna get our just deserts?
There's undead in the living room
And a vampire on the stairs
I got werewolves in my crawlspace, flying spiders in my hair
when I turn out the light each night
I swear I've just gone blind
and there is someone in the room behind me with murder on their mind
Is this insanity or am I in the twilight zone
when did I reject reality and substitute my own
maybe paranoid fantasy runs in my family
I'm always looking forward to some sort of calamity
I can feel it in my bones.
Juan hit Wanda or Flamenco de la Morte
By John Gunn
It was a hot summer night
and she was out of control
her head was feeling light
the camera started to roll
the music playing was hot
it was a fast flamenco
Giving it all she's got
Yeah really letting it go
She was the star of the show
CHORUS
Dance Senorita Dance all night
Dance in your hot pants so tight
The way you purse those lips
and shake those hips
and do those kicks and twists
and flips
Juan was waiting outside and he
had the biggest gun in the world with him
He was burning up inside
The dancing girl was his bride
Then he kicked in the door
and yelled "everyone heet the floor"
"you treat my wife like a whore"
"She won't be dancing no more"
CHORUS 2
Then Juan hit Wanda, Juan hit Wanda
It echoed through the room like thunder
She went flying, they both started crying
Men started shooting and men started dying
Dance Senorita Dance all night
You're dancing for your life tonight
purse those lips
shake those hips
do those kicks and twists
and flips
Dance Senorita Dance all night
You're dancing for your life tonight
shake those hips
purse those lips
do those twists and kicks
and flips
(fade out)